What if the people who named The Tangled Skein also named other businesses?

E. Coli and Sons (Meat Market)
The Rusty Junker (Body Shop)
Rancid Butter (Dairy Store)
The Dead Goldfish (Pet Store)
The Cracked Windsheild (Auto Glass)
The Fake Collectables (Antiques)
The Infected Paw (Veterinary Clinic)
The Drunken Bum (Fine Liquors)
Tornado Alley (Mobile Home Court)
The Crashed Hard Drive (Computer Solutions)
The Shaky Scaffold (Construction Supplies)
The Swollen Ankle (Health and Fitness Center)
The Painful Boil (Family Health Clinic)
The Split Infinitive (Learning Center)
Diaper Rash (Daycare Center)
Overbite (Orthodontics)
Tent and Awning (Maternity Apparel)
End of the Line (Nursing Home Care)
The Disgusting Odor (Septic Tank Cleaning Service)
Botched Recipe (Catering)
Flaming Ball of Death (Aviation)

~ Bob "I could put you on detention if I wanted to" Idso